Walking into a supermarket feels like walking into an alternative universe in which humanity has embraced total chaos and extremely questionable fashion sense. Most people would rather just pay extra elsewhere than dealing with it.
Big Supermarkets may be some of the weirdest places on Earth… but you can still walk away with a hilarious story to tell! Take a look at these photos that perfectly capture the spirit of this strange store, and even stranger shoppers who feel right at home between its walls.
Say what you will about this young lady, but she has a strong look going for her.\nThe all denim, patchy outfit, the Cheeto orange hair – her taste may be strange, but she has a very cohesive thing going. \nAnd honestly, not many people could pull this off, and she is actually doing a pretty good job. \nWe like the Ruffles that kind of balance out the orange look here, too.\nThis gal is so cool we’re actually thinking about dying our own hair orange now, too.
Some of the unique things we’ve seen happening in the stores were completely strange and unbelievable. But then there’s moments like this that are just absolutely adorable that seem almost too pure to be true.\nWhat could you possibly say about this little kid holding the hand of this mannequin? We’re just speechless from the cuteness overload!\nWhether he was just lonely looking for his parents, or if he decided to befriend a new imaginary friend, everything about this is beyond precious.
They say stretching is extremely important, and this lady really mastered the craft. She’s probably hitting the gym after her shopping spree and she’s just warming up for her fitness routine.
We’re guessing she’s short on time and didn’t want to waste any stretching at the gym. Waiting in line at the supermarket is pointless and boring anyway, so why not use it to do something you’re supposed to do later on? It’s not a sight we’d like to see, but her time management skills are truly admirable.
Some fashion items are so tacky, unnecessary, and useless that you feel like your eyes are bleeding after seeing them. High heel sneakers are one of the best examples.
We’re not sure who came up with them and why that person thought they’re a good idea, but they deserve to be sued for emotional distress by the whole planet. Let’s hope this idiotic trend is never coming back, because it makes no sense whatsoever. Sneakers are supposed to be comfortable, and this model completely defeats the purpose.
We’re sick of seeing people constantly misusing electric shopping carts at supermarkets, but these two are the only exception. They obviously couldn’t stand the thought of spending a single second apart!
The only thing that was missing to make this moment even more perfect were a couple of cans tied to a string dangling from the back. They probably didn’t want to bring too much attention to themselves, but the damage has already been done. Their romantic ride has already been captured for the whole world to see.
Supermarkets, it seems, is the place people go when they want to try out new looks. How else can you begin trying to explain even half of these photos?\nThis girl, it seems, is trying to start a new look: the towel wrap. You might be laughing now, but people laughed when torn jeans were just starting to be a thing. You just wait and see – a year from now, people will be wrapping designer towels around their heads in red carpet events!
Shopping can get really exhausting, especially when you find yourself stuck in a huge store surrounded by a bunch of strange people. This girl decided to escape the harsh reality for a bit by taking a power nap inside her shopping cart.
It’s really hard to judge her, since some shoppers do much worse. At least she didn’t lay down in one of the beds displayed in the home section like other people do. And nope – we’re not even joking this time around.
It’s not every day that you have people advertising products in the store. And it looks like the famous Flamin’ Hot Cheetos snack decided to take things up a notch with their marketing game in the supermarket.\nConsidering that Cheetos is quite a big company, we’re a bit thrown off by the fact that the costume if far from a high-standard issue one. But regardless of that, we just can’t get over how funny and adorable this store employee looks though!
You don’t even have to walk inside a supermarket to start seeing strange things. The parking lot is also filled with dozens of glorious disasters, including this strange hybrid vehicle.
We don’t even know if you can actually buy these, and ordering a custom-made model would make the whole situation even worse. Plus, we’re not really sure if it makes sense driving this once it starts raining and snowing outside, especially with those seats. Gosh, just get a car like a normal person!
From llamas to hedgehogs, you thought you’ve seen it all when it comes to bringing unexpected animals to the store. And even though your everyday goose might not seem that exotic, it’s not very often that you see one on a leash helping mama shop around! Right?\nEspecially since they have a tendency to be a little wild, we just hope that the little guy was as calm throughout the whole trip around the store as he is in this picture!
We can’t really blame this one on the store, but it was spotted in front of their store, so it made the cut.
This strange vehicle shaped like a hot dog is known by the name Wienermobile. These cars have been used to advertise Oscar Mayer products since the ‘30s. Despite its weird shape, this vehicle proved to be a pretty popular promotional tool. Several models were produced and toured around the US over the years, bringing joy to everyone who loves hot dogs.
The beautiful thing about supermarkets is that it acts as the nation’s great equalizer. You get people from all walks of life – from cowboys and hicks to smartly dressed business people – all pursuing the store’s endless aisles, buying things for whatever strange lives they lead. Hanging out at your local supermarket and people watching can be a great way to pass the day – and if you happen to run across a couple of ravers, you’ll be in for a great visual treat. These guys are always colorful and interesting!
We don’t know who this lady is or where she’s from, but there’s one thing we know for sure – Home Alone isn’t her favorite Christmas movie. She’s crazy for Elf, and if they ever make a gender-swapped version we wouldn’t mind seeing her take over from Will Ferrell.
Her costume is spot-on and we’re pretty sure she already knows each and every line from this holiday classic. Hanging out at a store dressed as Buddy may seem over the top, but what a better way to promote this underrated masterpiece?
In a store as big as a supermarket, you can buy pretty much anything you want. That’s why it’s not unusual to come across a cart filled with dozens of things that don’t go together.
When someone’s cart is completely full, you don’t get to notice how funny it is to have all that stuff in the same place. When it’s just two items… Well, it’s a completely different story.
No matter how hilarious the content of his cart may seem, that bright orange hamlet is still our favorite part of this pic.
Cat lovers don’t necessarily hate dogs, and this photo is here to remind us you can love both at the same time. This girl obviously likes Hello Kitty (probably a little way too much) but that doesn’t stop her from spoiling her adorable puppy.
It’s all fun and games until you remember this photo wasn’t taken at her living room, but inside her local supermarket. We can do with people walking their pets, but this dreadful Hello Kitty pyjama has to go away ASAP.
Whoops! Clean up on aisle nine!\nFor anyone that’s super clumsy, then you know exactly how risky it can be to be shopping around things that can break. Whether it’s glass or just a bag of powder, even at the supermarket, there’s danger at every corner. \nAnd if you ever do break something, then you’re sort of left there in a moment of awkwardness wondering what to do. Do you walk away and pretend like nothing happened? Do you try to find a store employee? Do you pick up the damaged goods and purchase it anyway?\nIt looks like this customer chose to walk away but left the employees a little notice of apology. How sweet!
We should be making fun of this guy, but why even bother? Anyone who ever walked inside a huge store felt like they would rather be anywhere else, and what a better way to escape it than wearing a virtual reality headset.
It’s a pretty effective strategy you can use the next time you have to wait for someone, but don’t feel like doing it in your car. Any virtual reality you might end up in must be better than this place.
We’ve heard of kids getting stuck in a fence or some random contraption it seemed impossible to get into in the first place, but this is one situation we’ve never seen before. \nHow on earth did this man get himself stuck inside a shopping cart, and why are the supermarket workers simply posing beside him? This is one uncomfortable situation all around.
Everyone loves Doritos because they’re pretty versatile. You can eat them straight from the bag or add a dipping sauce to the mix. You can get creative and add them to your burgers, meatballs and salads.
In addition, there are many creative ways to use your bag of Doritos once there’s nothing left inside. Why throw it away when you can use it to fix your trunk instead of spending hundreds of bucks on a mechanic.
Ah, Tuesdays. \nWe’ve never understood it, but whenever we visit a supermarket on a Tuesday afternoon, there’s a couple of guys in furry animal masks doing acro-balance in the frozen foods section.\nWe’re not sure why supermarkets insist on having this happen – it’s not like it is part of some sort of marketing campaign, and it doesn’t really tie in thematically with their brand in any way – but it’s always a pretty impressive sight, so we’re not complaining.
We’re totally ok with pet-friendly stores, but you have to draw a line somewhere. We can do with dogs, we can do with cats and we can even do with ducks, but letting a raccoon roam around like he owes the place is way too much.
This girl seems pretty comfortable with the animal sitting on her shoulder, but we can hardly believe it’s actually her pet. Why would anyone in their right mind put themselves through that kind of torture?
Some shoppers feel it’s better to take their pets inside, because leaving them locked in a car feels like a torture. We can’t really blame this guy, since he really thought things through.
His dog is not standing in anyone’s way, and we’re pretty sure you could stumble upon a couple of kids who are making way more noise in this store. We’re really hoping this officer is just admiring this super-cool dog, and not trying to kick it out.
Talk about going a little bit coocoo banana! \nWe all know that bananas are one of the most favored fruit out there, but we gotta ask. What is even happening here? Why would anyone need to buy a whole boatload of bananas like this?\nIs someone trying to stalk up for an apocalypse? If so, we hate to break it to them, but these bananas all look pretty ripe and might not last for much longer! Perhaps these bundles of bananas are actually for a huge summer smoothie party?\nEither way, we can’t ignore the priceless look on this cashier’s face. Even he’s speechless!
We’ve already learned Santa Clause likes shopping at supermarkets, and it turns out the Easter Bunny is also a big fan. After hearing this store has any Christmas present you can think of, the Bunny decided to check it out just in time for Easter.
We’re pretty sure he wasn’t disappointed, but we’re not sure how the kids felt after seeing him there. Way to ruin the magic of Easter! What’s next? The tooth fairy is getting her money from a cash register?
Cast of Netflix series GLOW is already filled with pretty colorful characters, so what’s one more? Too bad they weren’t holding auditions at this store – this lady would’ve immediately made the cut.
We’re not sure if she can act, but it doesn’t even matter if she’s a good wrestler. She’s going to be wearing the mask the whole time anyway, and the costume department won’t have to go an extra mile thinking of a quirky outfit she could wear. She already came up with one all by herself!
We’ve already seen dozens of epic fails on this list, but this one is easily the winner. It’s so bad it’s good and we have so many questions that need to be answered, ASAP.
When did this guy decide his dog would look good in a cowboy hat? Where did he get one (since we need it right now!)? And why isn’t the cashier next to him freaking out as much as we are?
It’s an adorable puppy in a tiny cowboy hat, show some respect!
It seems all the elves are on strike this year, but that doesn’t mean kids aren’t getting any presents. Santa found a way to solve the problem by going to a place that has everything any kid could desire – his local supermarket.
Toys? Sure. Video games? Not a problem. Coloring books? Just say the magic word! Mr. and Mrs. Claus probably had to visit every supermarket on the map that night, but at least each and every kid got their Christmas present just in time.
Supermarkets sometimes sell a bunch of pretty dangerous items, but you don’t expect to find them in the kitchenware section. This grandma came to the realization she has made some enemies out there after coming across this Nana Slicer.
Judging by the photo on the package, this funny item wasn’t really invented to cause any harm to innocent grandmas. The graphic designers were just too lazy to put the word “banana” on the cover as typing two extra letters apparently takes hours and doesn’t look cool.
If you have friends that do yoga, you already know the drill; they’ll strike a pose whenever – and wherever – they get the chance, and supermarkets are no exception! \nThis photo started a little trend of yoga practicers taking photos of themselves in various yoga positions at the supermarket – and we love it!\nPeople transforming the supermarket aisles into little havens of meditation and wellness are almost literal rays of sunshine, and we wish we’d see more people doing this kind of thing!
We know people like to rag on big chain stores and the people who shop there, but there can also be moments of true beauty there, too.
This woman – Morgan Dawson, who is a social media influencer – for instance, went in to buy some groceries, and, like many of us, put her earbuds in. She was so into the music, though, that as she picked up some strawberries, she couldn’t help herself and burst out dancing. People photographed her because it was impossible to ignore – and she seemed to brighten everyone’s day in the process.
Being weird isn’t so bad if you have someone special in your life to match your level of weirdness. Good thing these two found each other since they look perfect together – and their bathrobes do as well.
By this point, you’ve probably figured out shoppers don’t really care about looking good. This list already featured several wacky fashion choices that are much worse than these matching bathrobes. We’ll let this one slide because they look adorable, and we’re pretty sure they were just in a rush.
At first we thought this was a badly advertised cosmetic product, but it’s actually something even worse. This strange item is known by the name Pop N’ Play Pimples and it’s one of the most idiotic prank products we’ve ever came across.
Kids can make themselves look silly by sticking these fake zits on their face. If someone tries to pop them, off-white goo will shoot out, making it look like you popped an actual pimple on your skin.
Yikes! Who would even want to buy these?
This is one of those situations where you’re trying really hard to figure out the meaning behind a certain \”fashion item\”, but you’re coming up empty. It’s totally useless, and we’re not 100% sure this guy even knows it’s there.
It’s like when someone puts a sticker on your back, and you walk around all day long without realizing everyone is giggling when they see you. This one is much harder to miss than a tiny sticker, but we still can’t think of a reason to wear it on purpose.
So many strange things happen inside this store that some of it is bound to make the news.
This strange story made the headlines back in 2012, after an unidentified woman had to be rescued from a restroom after being super-glued to a toilet seat.
To make the whole thing worse, she was neither the first nor the last victim of this diabolical prank. We really don’t know why anyone would think this could lead to a hilarious outcome, but the world is a strange place.
Let’s be real. As kids, we all loved racing against, pushing around, or getting pushed by our siblings in the shopping cart, creating all sorts of funny chaos around the parking lot and store. That was probably the most fun part about going to the store with our parents anyway. Right? So, how adorable is it to see this young-at-heart elderly couple doing the same nostalgic act? \nSeriously, we can’t get enough of this precious photograph. It just warms up our hearts to see them enjoying the shopping cart and giggle away!
When you want to take your dog for a walk, you usually go to your local park where it can run and let off some steam. But things tend to get a little bit harder once you decide to keep a duck as a pet.
People judge you everywhere you go and you’re forced to find one place where no one will give you a side eye.
You know that feeling when you’re dressed as Santa, but still aren’t the weirdest looking person in the picture?
This guy was so happy to meet his childhood hero, that he started sparking with joy right away – and so did his beard. Sceptics will probably say he put it on before taking this photo, but we choose to believe in the magic of Christmas. He’s just a normal guy with a normal beard who started glittering after coming close to Santa.
Bright hair colors are all the rage right now, but it’s not easy to recreate Kylie Jenner’s Coachella look when you don’t have a team of professionals at your disposal. A cheap wig isn’t enough to get the job done – but sometimes, it’s the best you can afford.
We won’t even bother discussing the rest of this outfit, but let’s just say we’re grateful the world embraced high waisted jeans. Let’s hope it stays that way until the end of eternity.
This photo looks perfectly normal until you look down and realize that’s a grandpa who really knows how to work those high heels. Kudos for the effort, since even people who aren’t walking with a cane usually struggle with them.
It’s also possible these shoes are a part of his Halloween outfit since it seems like he’s checking out masks. We’re pretty sure Skeletor didn’t wear high heels in He-Man, but this creative grandpa is trying to present this character in a whole new light.
Ever wondered what Clark Kent would look like if he retired from saving the world and decided to give ballet a try? Probably something like this.
We’re pretty sure that’s the only Superman comic book that hasn’t been written by now, but we wouldn’t mind reading it. How amazing would it be if ballet dancers could fly as well? It would be the most talked-about play in Broadway history since Hamilton and tickets would sell faster than you can say kryptonite.
Street performing along the city block is one thing, but who would’ve expected to see a store employee performing tricks while on the job? \nWe’re a bit confused as to why this glorious supermarket gymnast chose to perform her cool, flexible stunt on top of the ice cream cooler, but other than that, all we have to say is bravo!\nTalk about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! We wonder if this is something she does all the time, or if this was just a dare from one of her co-workers.
Remember that photo of a guy dressed as Eeyore? Turns out his wife was really wearing a Winnie-the-Pooh costume, but she wasn’t waiting in the car after all.
It’s also possible this is a completely different person, since this adorable yellow bear happens to be pretty popular with people of all ages. We don’t even judge her for wearing this Winnie-the-Pooh onesie, since it’s pretty cute, but we’re a bit worried because it seems she’s not wearing any shoes. Let’s hope she’s there to buy a pair.
It’s definitely not every day that you see aliens out and about, especially at your local grocery store. But what makes this moment so unique isn’t the fact that there’s an extraterrestrial being within the vicinities. It’s the fact that there’s an alien vacuuming the floor of the store – which means he actually works there!\nIt’s a bit hard to tell if they’re enjoying themselves or not, but we can’t deny that this is one of the coolest things to witness. What a rarity!
It looks like this supermarket believes that nothing quite shouts toilet paper like a fashionable mannequin. Who are we to argue though?\nThis beautifully dressed mannequin actually makes us wish that this was a real dress to purchase, not just a clever creation of toilet paper! Come to think of it, why not just use this heavy-duty TP for your Halloween costume come October? \nWho knew that toilet paper wasn’t just for our restroom needs? What a great way to advertise!
Whether it’s a mall or the pharmacy, it’s pretty normal to see security walking around the store–especially a big supermarket like this one. But how often do you see someone standing next to the security guard wearing a juxtaposing “SECURITY” sweatshirt?\nThis perfectly timed photo and play on the words “security” and “insecurity” is just pure gold! What can we say? This is an absolutely hilarious twist of fate, and we love whoever was able to capture this hysterical moment!
You know that feeling when you want to buy a nice chicken for your Sunday dinner, but the store only has live ones? This guy certainly does and something tells us he’s hating every second of it.
It’s just one of those moments when you wish you could simply go to KFC instead. Sure thing, freshly cooked meals are nice, but sometimes you just want something tasty and quick that won’t make you look like a total weirdo at your local store.
The expression “looking like a snack” just got a whole new meaning. This guy has got both the main dish and the dessert, but it’s too bad you can’t actually eat any of them.
No matter how much we appreciate his effort to pay homage to his favorite foods, we must admit this look is a fashion disaster. Too many patterns, too many colors and don’t even get us started on those shoes! Good thing we’re too distracted by the donuts to even look at them.
This adorable, cuddled up hedgehog might top anything strange we’ve seen so far!\nWe’ve talked about how it’s starting to become more and more acceptable and normal to bring around your precious pup in public places like shops and stores. And while stringing along a llama into the store seems like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and experience, we never would’ve imagined seeing someone bring their pet hedgehog in for a little bit of errand-running.\nBut with such a cuddly demeanor, how could anyone want to leave their spikey friend at home?
Let’s face it. Not everyone can be at their best when they go to big stores. Whether it’s your super family sized ten pack of giant Doritos that tragically run out, or your pantry that is sadly missing a single onion, you’ll probably end up going to the supermarket at a strange hour, wearing strange clothes and not being at your absolute best.
The glaring, cold fluorescent lights don’t do much to help you look better, either. \nThis photo clearly demonstrates, no one is safe from it.
If you think doing the Conga line is lame, these shoppers probably wouldn’t agree. They’re such huge fans of this novelty dance that they like to practice whenever possible – even when they’re sitting down and driving around.
Their dedication is admirable, but it would be better for everyone involved if they took their business elsewhere. People using electric shopping carts usually get in other people’s way. We can deal with one or two, but four at once is way too much.
There’s nothing in this world parents wouldn’t do for their kids, and when they ask you to get dressed as Eeyore (the donkey from Winnie-the-Pooh) – you do it without any hesitation.
The only thing we don’t like about this picture is the fact we don’t get to see this duo from the front. Something tells us that the baby is probably wearing an adorable Piglet costume. We wouldn’t be surprised if the mom is waiting outside in the car rocking her matching Winnie-the-Pooh disguise.
This girl isn’t your regular weirdo – she knows what she’s getting into. She doesn’t like it one bit and she doesn’t intend to stick around for too long. She’s a methodical shopper who came prepared, made the list, and memorized all the aisles.
Wearing a gas mask may seem too excessive, but she’s doing that one for a reason. It hasn’t been scientifically proven yet, but she’s heard weirdness is contagious. Unfortunately, something tells us she’s already been infected with the virus.
We know that some people bring their dogs around when they’re out and about doing their weekly shopping at the grocery store. In fact, having dogs around is something that’s become a big part of many city’s cultures nowadays. But have you ever seen someone bring in an exotic animal like an alpaca or llama?\nThis is definitely a first for us, and it’s absolutely hilarious! In fact, it almost looks like this furry friend is waiting in line to purchase something all on his own.
By this point you’ve probably noticed that shoppers never shy away from brining their pets inside. We’re not even bitter about it since we’ve got several adorable pics thanks to this force of habit.
The only thing confusing about this one is the dog who climbed on top of their owner. Our best guess is the puppy got too tired of walking and the guy in the red shirt wanted to give it some time to relax. The floor probably just wasn’t comfortable enough.
For some people, shopping at the supermarket is the only chance they get to strut their stuff.\nSure, she may be shopping for baby diapers, but she will do it looking fierce. \nWe do wonder, though – if this is how she dresses when she’s out getting baby supplies – what does she look like when she wants to dress up for a real event?\nIt’s pretty difficult to imagine, if we’re being honest.
Inventing a cart for those who can’t walk around the whole store was a great idea. Now, people can ride around in their carts and do the same kind of shopping as anyone else. \nThese motorized carts always looked so fun to us, but we’d never take it from someone who actually needs it—someone like this family who needs a cart for every family member.
Clothes are a great way to express oneself. Halloween is the best day of the year, because you can decide exactly what you want to wear, and no one can say anything about it. \nHowever, we’re not quite sure this person decided to dress up for any special occasion. Listen., we’re all for wearing what you want, but couldn’t they have at least left their tail at home? Something about this feels too intimate for the public eye.
There are so many things at supermarkets that make us do a double take, but nothing has caused us to whip our heads around quite like this. \nHaving your stomach hang out of your shirt requires a lot of confidence, and honestly, we’re here for it. Still, we can’t help but stare—especially when we realize it’s actually a fanny pack that looks a lot like a belly!
This photo was posted by a Reddit user and followed by a funny caption – “Just walking through the store when I see an Amish guy playing video games. He saw me take the picture and we both had a little laugh.”
The Amish are known for their avoidance of modern technology, and having fun by playing video games is generally frowned upon. No wonder this poor guy had to do go to this store, but the Reddit user probably shouldn’t have snapped this photo since he could get in trouble if members of his community found out.
To many people, Supermarkets are a special place. \nIt’s so much more than just a giant store – and so, it makes sense that to some, proposing at the store’s clothing clearance area is the height of romance.\nWe don’t know these people, and we don’t know their story. Who are we to judge?\nWe just have to wonder – did he buy the ring at a supermarket as well? Or is he just proposing there?
If you thought the gymnast in the freezer aisle seemed a bit out of place, check out this hilarious shopper that decided to deep-sea diver in the cooler! \nWe wonder what this silly customer is actually doing in the depths of the freezer case, though. Is she actually trying to grab something that fell into the freezer? Or perhaps she’s just extremely hot from the summer heat and needed to cool off for a bit?\nEither way, we just hope she didn’t stay in there for too long!
We’re pretty sure you’re not allowed to hold your kids inside shopping carts, but does this one really counts?
This tiny toddler is safely tucked away inside its baby stroller, so it’s not technically inside a cart.
It’s a pretty weird way to bend the rules, but going to a store with a baby can be pretty tricky. Buying a papoose carrier is always an option, but after seeing people mocked Daniel Craig for using one, this mom decided to stick to a stroller.
Being open 9 days a week is quite a commitment, considering there’s only 7 days in the week.\nWe’re not really sure if this is a type-o and the store ordered the wrong number, or if the store is just trying to emphasize that they’re constantly open and there for their other customers.\nBut there’s also a third option and possibility. Maybe the store is only open 6 days a week, and the person who painted on the sign accidentally flipped “6” to the “9”. Whoops!
If you want to grab someone’s attention, a street poster hanging on the nearest lamppost is a great way to do it. \nDoesn’t matter if you want to advertise something, look for a missing pet or just put a smile on your neighbors’ face, this is one of the best ways to do it—old school! Because who needs the internet!?\nWe’ve gathered some of the funniest, goofiest street posters out there. Which one is your favorite?
Being nice for once didn’t help this guy much. He just wanted to do a good deed for a day, and it turns out it was one hell of a day. Yelling all the names in the book can be exhausting, especially if you yell at… well… a pigeon. Conversely, what are names one uses on birds? Is there a book of bird names that I don’t know about? \nSo not only was doing a good thing didn’t go as planned, but the pigeon is now terrorizing his daughter and dog. That is one vicious pigeon. \nHere’s a thought… let the bird go. It’s a pigeon.
Trolling may not have a strong purpose in digital marketing, but it’s always fun. Trolling outside the digital world is next-level kind of fun. \nThis person decided to have a lot of fun by trolling the world of social media marketing strategies, by creating a poster full of Facebook likes. Bad news though. Someone already had that first like, so you can’t be ‘the first one to like this post.’ \nBetter luck next time.
This neighborhood just became a little bit better when someone decided that, every once and a while, everybody needs some encouragement in their lives. You wake up, you go to work, you come home, and you don’t want to take any risks.\nThis person knows that our lives deserve more yes to new things, more yes to love, more yes to embracing the day. So if you have trouble saying \”yes,\” just take one from the poster and say yes to life.
Being in the doghouse is not always pretty, as this guy probably knows. And because he is in one, the dog has no place of his own, so a fair trade is in order. \nThe question that is bothering us, though, is why a trombone? No, seriously, why would he want to learn how to play this random instrument? Is he still not done failing his wife? And if he truly does want to learn how to play the trombone, maybe Toby the dog is better off somewhere else.
Something tells us Paul is still waiting on that call. And that he didn’t pay much attention in school… or in life in general. \nBut you can’t accuse Paul of not being a good guy. He rescued this \”cat\” from the dangerous world out there, and it doesn’t matter if it’s not properly house trained, he is still keeping an eye on it and waiting for its owner to call.\nBecause Paul knows how sad some people can get when they’ve lost their cat. I think Paul is in for a surprise.
When you lose a pet, you put posters up in order to find it. When you find one, you put posters up in order to find the owners. But here we have a story with a twist.\nIf you find a dog and you don’t want to give it back, but you want the (now previous) owner to know that it’s safe and happy, you put up posters. \nThis person is either a thief or just one lonely guy who finally found someone to talk to. Someone who understands. A homie. A really cute homie.
The pun-master has spoken. Well not so much spoken as he has written. This guy thought people need more laughs in their lives, so he decided to give them something to laugh at. Just doing his part to bring some laughter into the world. \nThese puns can be found on a bulletin board by the local park, and while they may be tearable puns, they’re certainly not terrible ones. Need a pun? Have some fun. And to the pun-master, well done!
If this doesn’t help this guy get his wallet back, nothing ever will. The Department of Motor Vehicles has never been a fun place. It may not be as evil as this guy makes it out to be, but if it helps him get his license back, we can forgive the harsh words. \nWe just hope whoever found his wallet has been to the DMV at least once, so he could understand this guy’s pain. At the end of the day, keep the wallet, keep the money, just send this guy his license back.
You have to give this guy a credit for being honest. Most of the time people are exaggerating in their description of the product they want to sell. Not this guy. You’ll get what you see from him, if you can see it at all. \nEither way, anyone who saw this poster got to have a little laugh as well, so even if this guy fails in selling this terrible printer, he will at least be successful in bringing a smile to our faces.
Most of the time, ordering people around would make them do the opposite, just to spite. But this is a completely different approach, which we think might just work.\nMake people laugh, and they will actually do as you want just because you were creative and funny instead of bossy and grumpy. On the other hand, maybe this cat owner is seriously having a problem with his cat smoking, and the cat’s coughing keeps him from having a good night’s sleep, so he is reaching out for little help from the community.
Ninjas are deadly, elusive, and crafty. If you see one, it only means one thing, your time is up. \nSo don’t go looking for ninjas, don’t talk about ninjas, don’t ask about ninjas. As a matter of fact, just to be sure, don’t talk about this poster either. And if you see it somewhere, try to look away, and just go on with your life. Don’t pay attention to it, or god forbid stand in front of it and stare. \nEven the creator of this poster has disappeared off the face of the earth.
Considering the speed turtles move in, this guy probably found out his pet is missing a month ago. But he was probably more surprised when he found out his nunchucks were missing as well. In hindsight, it was probably a bad idea to teach his turtle how to fight. \nWait a minute… I know what this is. Splinter made this poster because Michelangelo missed his curfew again. Maybe he should try looking in the pizza joints in the neighborhood.
Stop searching. Lionel was found safe and sound, and ready to sing along. But if you’re still trying to find him, take a look at your nearest lamppost. \nThis is also a good way to learn the lyrics to this famous 80’s song. Get the poster, start singing \”Hello, is it me you looking for?\” and then just tear out one piece of the poster at a time until you finish your song. \nLegend says Lionel Richie will appear when you finish both the song and the poster.
This is what happens when you lose your smartphone with your whole life attached to it, and the only way of getting a hold of yourself is to have your contacts on lampposts. But people are evil and they will steal your contacts from the posters, leaving you alone, in the cold, without all of your friends and family. \nSo be smart, keep an eye on your smartphone, and maybe tattoo your contacts on your hand in case of an emergency like this.
Basically, if you see droids out and about, make sure they are not the droids this person is looking for. The only thing that we are certain about is that the creator of this poster is a massive fan on Star Wars, and that he may or may not have lost his droids. \nBut if by any chance you see them, don’t call, because those are certainly not the droids you are looking for. Get it? Good. Neither did we.
On very rare occasions, you can find an animal that fits its name perfectly. And Maximus Decimus Meridius is here to prove that. \nThis gladiator, warrior, guinea pig is missing, presumably off to have his vengeance, so if by any chance you see it, leave it to finish what it started, and try to get out of its way so you don’t become a part of his vicious vendetta. \nOr you can try to call it, but be sure not to miss any detail from the name of this true hero.
Do not try to capture the wormhole. Yes, it’s lost, but if you find it, just leave it alone. The warning is clear. Look what happened to the poor lamppost. It got lost in the space/time continuum. \nIf by any chance you do try to catch it, don’t be surprised if you see yourself inside this poster trying to get inside this poster. \nBe sure to always have an astrophysicist with you when you go searching for that wormhole, or at least a big Stephen Hawking fan.
Erwin Schrodinger lost his cat. It may be still alive; it may not be. It is most certainly in a box, so be careful if you see any boxes, because Mr. Schrodinger’s cat may be inside. Or not. And the cat may still be alive. Or not. \nTo be sure, just pass by the box, and don’t give it a second thought, and let Mr. Schrodinger deal with the problem himself. \nAlthough if you take a better look at the poster, this cat could not get very far. So maybe it is still in a box nearby. Or not.
You know the famous saying \”finders keepers\”? Well, this guy obviously knows all about it. He found himself a horse, and he decided he’s gonna keep it. It’s the previous owner’s fault that they didn’t keep an eye on it. How can you lose a horse? How can you misplace that huge wonderful animal? \nOn the other hand, what exactly can you do if you find a horse? It’s not like you have a farm and a stable to put it in right away. Anyhow, if you are the horse’s previous owner, do not call the number on the poster. It’s there just for show.
Frodo proved to be one very irresponsible hobbit as he couldn’t keep one ring safe. Gandalf is probably regretting his decision as we speak. But still, please try to help this little fella and give him a call if you see this ring. Don’t be a Gollum. Assist this little hobbit in his quest to save the Middle Earth. \nThen again, we can’t shake off the thought that this can also be someone’s wedding ring. \n\”Causes invisibility when worn\” – check.\n\”May cause malevolence\” – if his wife finds out that the husband lost it, double check!
Not everyone is Leonardo da Vinci. Some of us are Picasso or Kandinsky. So if we lost a pet, and didn’t really have time to go and print posters because time is of the essence, we have to rely on our talent and imagination to recognize the lost cat. \nIf you see a cat that looks like this one, hanging around some tree, don’t hesitate to follow the signs all the way back to the owner’s house, because he forgot to put his number on the poster as well.